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Days-Of-Future-Pasting

When a movie in a series has events that nullify the events shown in some or all of the preceding movies.

Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).
"Hey, man; have you seen the new trailer for Terminator: Genisys? If old Arnie is going back to confront young Arnie, then Paramount Pictures are Days-Of-Future-Pasting the other four movies."
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When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.
Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
pasting by themoreyouno May 6, 2012
Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
pasting by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012

Piss Posturing 

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.

Pasterino 

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv
"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"
Pasterino by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014
serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.
Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?
pasting by Shawarma1 May 7, 2012
The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.
"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?"
"I don't know man, what happens?"
"You get sooo high."
"Yeah I'm in then!"
pasting by Anonymous167284 May 8, 2012