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poo paste 

Describing what someone, who has bad breath, brushed their teeth with.
Johnny, you breath smells like shit, did you brush with poo paste again??
poo paste by Dexter St. John June 14, 2007

poop-paster 

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.
Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster
poop-paster by provider44 January 15, 2010

Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.
you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!
Poof pastry by shitshelf March 26, 2009

poon pastry 

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
poon pastry by bootybasher January 7, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026