9 definitions by p00

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Post drinking alcohol shits that are pasty in nature, thus one can never seem to get their asshole clean
Sorry I used all the TP, I had pasty poo
by p00 July 15, 2006

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Flaming diarrhea that burns like hell and leaves your asshole feeling like you shit out shards of glass covered with tobasco sauce
My asshole hurts cause I got the tobasco shits
by p00 July 16, 2006

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A person who enjoys anal sex
Give it to me you dirty poo puncher!!!!!
by p00 July 15, 2006

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A sweaty vadge (vagina)
I sat so long in that damn classroom I got a swadge!
by p00 July 15, 2006

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To take a shit, usually a massive one
I gotta go bombard the toilet with treasure!
by p00 July 19, 2006

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A whore who likes to be banged like a screen door
Come here slamchops and bend over!
by p00 July 18, 2006

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A vagina during menstruation
I dont have sex when I have a bladge
by p00 July 16, 2006

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