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As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
Get the face petmug. Scott: why did you come in late and heavy foot all over the place
Adam:You must have been dreaming that i didn't do that I swear
Scott:Mon now?
Adam:You must have been dreaming that i didn't do that I swear
Scott:Mon now?
by provider44 January 15, 2010
Get the mon nowmug. Jenny was a staunch and steadfast whorticulturist. She had sex with her favorite fern Benny way more often than her other plants.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
Get the whorticulturistmug. anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.
'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
Get the cardboard bankermug. squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.
'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
Get the squoawuhweekmug. by provider44 January 17, 2010
Get the nye on ryemug. any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
Get the serpent reapermug.