provider44's definitions

hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are

'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

flag hag

anyone with a multitude of flags adorning their house, car, peson etc.

The flag hag issue is a delicate one since the target normally can become greatly offended under the auspices of extreme patriotism/jingoism.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

ya

you awful

Tim:so do you think my tities are lookin better
Mandi:you have disgusting man boobs
Tim:ya

by provider44 January 14, 2010

face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

whorticulturist

any person who has sex with plants often

Jenny was a staunch and steadfast whorticulturist. She had sex with her favorite fern Benny way more often than her other plants.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

mon now

abridged form of come on now but mon now is full of comical disbelief

Scott: why did you come in late and heavy foot all over the place
Adam:You must have been dreaming that i didn't do that I swear

Scott:Mon now?

by provider44 January 15, 2010