My dad is such a sniff snob. He sniffs all over the place as he spins his yarns, completely betraying his haughty designs.
by provider44 January 14, 2010

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.
by provider44 January 18, 2010

When Wanda informed me that her and Trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when I caught sight of them making love in her barn I turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.
by provider44 January 14, 2010

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
by provider44 January 15, 2010

The flag hag issue is a delicate one since the target normally can become greatly offended under the auspices of extreme patriotism/jingoism.
by provider44 January 15, 2010

you awful
by provider44 January 14, 2010

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.
Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
