provider44's definitions

muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop

The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

rubber lip

a person cursing at the rubber neck

As I slowed down to survey the gleaming wreckage I noticed a rubber lip behind me with the eyes bulging out of its head

by provider44 January 15, 2010

hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

Let Do

when the urgency of partying is so palpable it can only be properly encompassed by rousing the troops with this clarion call

As i scrolled through the rapid influx of text messages i knew it was to be a night of explosive raging, so when Dexter called i could only part with a stentorian let do!

by provider44 January 14, 2010

j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

boog

any person watching a sporting event who gets much pleasure in the faux catcall. This is when it sounds like they are booing the player when they are actually making the same low deriding tone, but the word chanted is either the players name or a nickname that is similar to the booing sound.

This crowd is filled with many a staunch boog. Too bad we have to witness this all game. Next year they play in our stadium so it shouldn't be nearly as annoying.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

zeard

a zit beard

Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.

by provider44 January 14, 2010