Definitions by provider44

headven 

Head heaven...when a buzz lifts you up into the stratosphere.

Oosk: hey, we have enough drugs for this trip to drop the mighty sphinx in the blood of his esoteric riddles

Booska; oh yeah? So basically we'll be in a haze of sublime majesty all weeekend?

Oosk: More like the uppermost infinity of headven compadre.

headven by provider44 January 20, 2010

Situation 

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

Situation by provider44 January 20, 2010

toolmeat in fullheat 

the scream of a muscle head in the gym so that people will stop what they're doing and admire this miracle worker.

'Hey Tommy, you hear that? We must be near a meat neck cuz I just heard some toolmeat in fullheat reverberating from the pec deck area.'

toolmeat in fullheat by provider44 January 20, 2010

situation creed 

bein all about workin out and gettin girls.

Beano follows the situation creed. You can either find him at the gym or creepin on girls.

situation creed by provider44 January 19, 2010

Farlangushi 

Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)

Its a shame Pete is a farlangushi. He is such a tremndous talent. What a waste.

Farlangushi by provider44 January 19, 2010

boog

any person watching a sporting event who gets much pleasure in the faux catcall. This is when it sounds like they are booing the player when they are actually making the same low deriding tone, but the word chanted is either the players name or a nickname that is similar to the booing sound.

This crowd is filled with many a staunch boog. Too bad we have to witness this all game. Next year they play in our stadium so it shouldn't be nearly as annoying.

boog by provider44 January 19, 2010

Bluto Buffet 

any buffet, salad bar, cookout, etc. where its ok to eat your food as you are in line and putting your meal together.

I treat every buffet like it is a Bluto Buffet. I mean daddies gotta eat.

Bluto Buffet by provider44 January 19, 2010