provider44's definitions

sniff snob

someone who sniffs after they say or do something they are extremely proud of.

My dad is such a sniff snob. He sniffs all over the place as he spins his yarns, completely betraying his haughty designs.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.

I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

jut play

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone

when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

jelly belly

extremely jealous

When Wanda informed me that her and Trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when I caught sight of them making love in her barn I turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Idol Day

A vacation day taken to view American Idol. (a day not yet in the lexicon of excused work days)

I took an Idol Day at work so that I could indulge in the bizarre troika of self deluded exhibitionism,bravura performances and the one man army known as Simon.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

situation creed

bein all about workin out and gettin girls.

Beano follows the situation creed. You can either find him at the gym or creepin on girls.

by provider44 January 19, 2010