provider44's definitions

jelly belly

extremely jealous

When Wanda informed me that her and Trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when I caught sight of them making love in her barn I turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

dromby

a drunken zombie. Normally someone who mixes alcohol and medication. They have alot of trouble speaking clearly, staying awake, moving with accuracy and making any sense at all.

Joe is such a dromby. Just look at how pale his face is. I mean he cant tell his ass from his elbow wow. What a sack of dogshit.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

squoawuhweek

squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.

'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

moonspider

someone who only has sex at night

'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '

by provider44 January 14, 2010

pah

a pussy hunt

when scott called and said we were gonna hit some clubs and look for babies i could only reply with a resounding 'let pah!'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.

'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

nonkey

black guy that tries to be white

James is your typical nonkey. He thinks he can get ahead by dressing up in the quasi venerable raiments of the avaricious and grasping white power ego businessman. I suggest he stays true to his own authentic greatness.

by provider44 January 15, 2010