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five pastas

The worst rating a meme can ever get
This meme is shit, I give this meme a five pastas
five pastas by R1nova February 16, 2018

Pasta Tolerance Treshold 

Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).
"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"

pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

Pastaface 

A term related to blackface, meaning to impersonate the racial qualities of an Italian or Italian-American. Typically used by annoying young people of Italian descent on the internet who exaggerate the racial inequality of Italian people.
Some guy: "I cooka da meatball."
Kid who is 2% Italian: "Fuck you. How dare you do this pastafaced bullshit. Italian Americans are the most persecuted group in the country. You fucking piece of...."
Pastaface by ragonkmasterp1 December 2, 2022

trisha paytas syndrome 

a state of mind where you think everyone want to be you or f**k you
omg i’m so confident. i think i have trisha paytas syndrome

Trisha Paytas 

A "transgender man" who has "Dissociative Identity Disorder". Also believes that dogs don't have brains and loves Jesus.

Known for doing mukbangs while having mental breakdowns on her kitchen floor, lying about being transgender and having a serious mental disorder, and being Shane Dawson's friend.
Person #1: "I'm about to sit on my kitchen floor, eat, and cry for a little while."
Person #2: "Oooh, you're pulling a Trisha Paytas!"
Trisha Paytas by John Hughes™ March 28, 2020