Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets

Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.

Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009

The Mere Postulation 

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.

Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

The Mere Postulation by The Insult Man May 28, 2021

Passitation 

The act of passing a lit marijuana cigarette in a constant direction within a circle.

(After John passes the joint to the wrong person)
Carl:"John, you're messing up the passitation."

Passitation by sandpaperman January 29, 2012

Passletion 

When you type your password and got one letter wrong so the tendency is you delete everything.

Ah, f*ck. The passletion is real !

Passletion by Flux Bitch May 5, 2016

Premature Paculation

Is a condition that occurs while playing Miss Pacman and/or Pacman when a player prematurely eats a power pellit before any ghost are near, resulting only 0 ghost being eaten. The condition most commonly occurs in early boards.

Josh: "I'm not going to get my extra man this board because of premature paculation."

Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"

Premature Paculation by VreeJ August 22, 2007

postulation constipation 

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.

I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .

postulation constipation by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019

Pressulation 

A manipulative method used in order to get someone to do what you want them to do by putting pressure onto them, often times when the task they were given they didn't deserve and/or never asked for.

"Pressulation is a devil's trick."

Pressulation by ChillJammyTheEpic July 30, 2019