Peter Parkered 

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

Peter Parkered by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

Pammered 

Extremely drunk, annoying, and talkative girls by the name of pam, who claim to be sober.

Nick: Pam is really drunk!

Slay J: No she is Pammered

Pammered by Slay J and Dr. Aden June 14, 2009

pammered 

To get ridiculously drunk, often to the point of throwing up on an individual you will later make out with.

Nina: Oh man, I was so drunk last night. I threw up on Tim and ended up making out with him.
Awel: I know, you were so pammered last night!

pammered by pnurse March 8, 2009

Parkered 

To drink an amount of alcoholic beverage that isn’t deemed excessive but causes you untold coma like symptoms the next day. Normally seen at gatherings with friends where the person in question generally passes out in a tent for 12 hours and not surfacing even when your mates come to check on you whilst making excessive noise and shake your tent 🏕

Did you see bob last week at that show? He got so Parkered, it was hilarious!

Parkered by Brick Tops Henchman May 11, 2020

Parkered 

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.

It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!

Parkered by fasteddyking January 22, 2017

Parlered 

The complete wiping out of your ability to exist, earn and income or practice your God given Rights based on your political beliefs.

Tom lost his job at PSJ and his apartment because he had a MAGA flag on his LinkedIn page. Tom was Parlered.

Parlered by TONKBUSTER January 13, 2021

Parkered 

Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.

Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!

Parkered by 0352 Doc October 16, 2011