Variant of parlor i.e. British and French word.
A private place in a house for entertaining guests.
Another word for brothel. See turn a trick.
See Bordello, cathouse, whorehouse, Fuckhouse, House of Joy, Meat House, Message Parlour, House of Tricks or Brothel.
A private place in a house for entertaining guests.
Another word for brothel. See turn a trick.
See Bordello, cathouse, whorehouse, Fuckhouse, House of Joy, Meat House, Message Parlour, House of Tricks or Brothel.
by The Moody Poet September 19, 2006
A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.
A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.
A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
by jibcheese July 28, 2011
noun. The legendary den of the mysterious DJ YR LTTL PWNY has moved from El Sobrante, California to a currently undisclosed location. Site of many an all night rave and new disco soirée. One of DJ Willow from Paris favorite haunts. Where you're likely to find other members of the B-town posse dancing, chillaxin', or puking in the neighbor's bushes.
The lava lamp added to the psychedelic haze that was cast upon the Disco Parlour early Saturday morning as DJ YR LTTL PWNY titillated the remaining disco guests, as world famous DJ Willow from Paris danced on till the break of dawn.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 1, 2008
One (usually young) urban living, spoilt upper class educated gob shite woman who espouses causes for the furtherance of womenhood that most women would not touch with a barge pole and anyway for whom such causes are academic because they don't have the money to take the benefit of them. Usually to be seen in the Parlours of Westminster, Wandsworth, Islington, Camden, Wimbledon etc... If they ever do get involved with the police, it is to shop the sisterhood in to them when they have had enough of them or when they threaten their cosey political or local authority management sinecure or when they wet their knickers at the site of them on any very infrequent occasion they do go on a protest and need assistance in changing them.
by Austin Tasseltine February 7, 2010
Hey dog! Get that festy smudge parlour off the lounge..
Johnny!! Go put some undies on, your smudge parlour is marking the car seats.
Johnny!! Go put some undies on, your smudge parlour is marking the car seats.
by Oombie August 19, 2018
by Dean March 15, 2005
by The Ginger Mister September 10, 2008