Dean's definitions

that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 29, 2004

italy

The home of some of the best food, cars, fashion, and shotguns in the world.

The Benelli M4 shotgun kicks ass.

by Dean March 23, 2003

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

sbiznak

Shows strong emotions

Oh sbiznak! I forgot my lunch

by Dean May 13, 2005

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 6, 2004

Hybrid Perception

Group of crazy guys from Rhode Island. They do stupid and crazy things.

www.hybridperception.net

I wish I could be in Hybrid Perception.

by Dean December 21, 2004

Mole

a brown terd stain on someones face or body. can grow it's own hair

hey man you have 'mole' on your face

by dean March 23, 2003