Dean's definitions

rotflolmaomfg

The ultimate acronym, created by Rick and Dean, the sexiest bitches alive.

Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, laughing my ass off, oh, my fucking God

ALWAYS used sardonically.

ROFLOLMAOMFG! You are SO fucking hilarious!

by Dean March 27, 2005

loller

A charlatanistic harlot.

Guy: "You slept with him, didn't you?"
Girl: "No, I didn-"
Guy: "Loller!"
Girl: "lollerskates"

by Dean March 27, 2005

Pole Vaulter

A female who does not have intercorse with men. A lesbian. i.e. a 'pole vaulter'

Damn, that blonde is a pole vaulter!

by Dean July 28, 2003

doozin

it means what are you doin

what are you doing

what are you doozin after the party

by Dean May 17, 2004

dassime

A slurred pronunciation of "That's me"

Hey, Joe!

Dassime!

by Dean March 22, 2005

Phillip Wendell

Refering to a prosthetic wang (whre the P and the W come from).

I just ordered my new Phillip Wendell.

by Dean March 25, 2005

rofflewaffle

Another variant of rofl, this time involving a breakfast food.

Also known as "roffle my waffle."

Bob: "Man, I was so stoned yesterday."
Steve: "LOL! You're gonna' make me roffle my waffle!"

by Dean March 27, 2005