44 definitions by Dean

Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

sup nerce

Word mean Cool, chillness.
Can mean anything.

Dude commons is sooo sup nurce my man

Hank: Hey your bleeding!
Freddy: Sup nurce

by Dean October 28, 2003

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

ty

Net nerd version of "thank you"

n00b: "lol ty 4 tha pix!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

loller

A charlatanistic harlot.

Guy: "You slept with him, didn't you?"
Girl: "No, I didn-"
Guy: "Loller!"
Girl: "lollerskates"

by Dean March 27, 2005

ice

To ejaculate, per se.

"Roger, I iced on your mother last night."

by Dean March 8, 2006