Parkwood

Parkwood (bitch ass kids) - the sweetest neighborhood in phily. Fox chase owns parkwood. Fox chase beat the shit out of the bitch ass niggas from parkwood till they bitched that it was squashed... FC ALL DAY.

Ex. Parkwood tried to roll on 4 FC kids wit more then 20 dudes and got fucked up. They talk shit and cant back it up. Fox chase dicks on Parkwood daily.

Synonyms. bitches, pussys, faggots, sweet ass kids, neighborhood owned by fox chase,

by Fox Chase October 5, 2009

parkwood

sortoff in maidstone, kent
apparently it has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in europe

lol @ parkwood tis full of council accomidation (explaining the stats)

by lol@theworld May 19, 2007

parkwood

adj- sucks ; sucky ;poor condition
vrb- to suck ie stop parkwooding

s*** parkwood is the worst

by parkwood is gay April 13, 2004

Parkwood Popper

After covering your cock in popcorn butter, you ejaculate while masturbating using two popcorn scoops into a courtesy cup, which inturn you serve as topping for your lovers evening snack.

There after, the lover finishes the last drop and precedes to shit in a bag of marcus theatre raisenets, in which you place in your ass, while before saving all farts for an entire week, so you can burst them out projectiling into your lovers ass, while they also saved farts for a week. This "game of catch" continues until the chocolate melts in the asshole which acts as lubricant. You use the handles of the two popcorn scoops to reac inside to the prostate, creating a big enough hole to pour icee into, freezing the entire anal cavity in place so later you can shatter it with the popcorn scoop.

T-bird gave cotty one hell of a parkwood popper, thus resulting in an injured arm.

by Doc and Brenda June 13, 2007

Parkwood high school

School in the middle of nowhere where everybody fucks their cousins and drives tractors.

"You're cute, do you wanna date?"
"Nah I'm fucking my cousin"
"Must go to Parkwood high school"

by Softcock October 6, 2015