Parachute Penis 

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.

Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.

Parachute Penis by "BAD" May 1, 2011

Penis Parachute 

A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.

Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."

Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"

Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."

Penis Parachute by Jared Juice August 22, 2010

Penis Parasite 

Much like a Penis Leach, but having higher aspirations. Attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. Essentially sucking your way to the top. Most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous Ego and act important.

Chuck is such a Penis Parasite.

Penis Parasite by Bob Bob Returns October 7, 2005