1 definition by Jared Juice
A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.
Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."
Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"
Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."
Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"
Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."
by Jared Juice August 22, 2010