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the name of the hand you use to jerk with
i have a date with palmala tonight
palmala by jay April 25, 2003

Palmala Handerson 

In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation
brian: "Hey do you have a date tonight?"
sean: "Yeah, with Palmala Handerson!"
Palmala Handerson by CDJM January 13, 2008

palmala anderson 

When you don't have a girlfriend and plan on spending sexy time with only yourself.
Looks like it's me and Palmala Anderson tonight! Better than Rosie Palma!
palmala anderson by Ldawg69 May 11, 2018

Date with Palmala Handerson 

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

King Palmala

A person guilty of police contact / contract forgery, fraud, and fraudulant misrepresentation, and embezzlement in a payroll diversion scheme, where King Palmala, signs all of the contracts and collects pay for several different "ghost-employee".

King Palmala will often masturbate and then mislead others into believing that there is a relationship and that they represent their intended victum.

King Palmala, may or my not be guilty of indentured servitude, slavery, forced prostitution. However, the intended victum maybe unaware that they are in a human trafficking situation, or that they are expected to do a job.
Yeah, King Palmala signing everything again.
King Palmala by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Palmela Handerson 

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
Palmela Handerson by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019