Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way

Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail

Pabst Brown Ribbon by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011

Pabster 

A P.A.B is an abbreviation for a PAB which is short for Punk Ass Bastard. After years of use, the acronym PAB evolved into PABSTER.

What an idiot, that guy is such a Pabster !

Pabster by Jeni767 August 3, 2008

Pabsturbation 

The act of delivering untold pleasures to one's self through the art of cracking a Pabst.

Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.

Pabsturbation by Dave the King of Rock July 4, 2010

Pabster 

A Pabster is a punk ass bastard. It can also be someone who drinks a lot of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a low quality, relatively inexpensive brand of beer. If you happen to be a punk ass bastard and drinking a Pabst at then same time then you are a dabster (short for double Pabster) or a "pabster dabster".

Ritchie is a Pabster !!!

Pabster by Paulzie February 28, 2009

Pabst blue ribbon 

The nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink Pabst Union made in the USA

Grab a Can of Pabst blue ribbon out of my cooler

Pabst blue ribbon by stoolivan June 21, 2021

pabst blue ribbon 

A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.

"If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon"

pabst blue ribbon by Certified BJCP Beer Judge May 19, 2005

Pabst Trap 

A "Pabst Trap" is a series of empty beer cans, typically Pabst Blue Ribbon, strung together with fishing line and set across a low-speed roadway at night. Typical Pabst Trap catches include vehicles, bicyclists, and drunk Navajos.

The man stopped and exited his car, examined the cause of clamour, and exclaimed: "Oh! It's a Pabst Trap!" before returning to his vehicle.

Pabst Trap by Flaggot January 3, 2007