A contradiction in terms. Contrary to what some people will tell you, from Limerick to Florida, it does NOT mean a stupid ox. Derived instead from the Greek words oxy (sharp) and moros (dull).
Examples of oxymorons:

sunny night
military intelligence
compassionate conservative
ethical landlord
honest politician
open-minded altie
Christian Democrat
to appear invisible
deafening silence
friendly fire
charm offensive
civil war
by Fearman December 03, 2007
Two words that actually belong together. See typo.
Oxy moron would be an oxymoron if the word "oxy" held any smart/non-moronic connotation.
by kibk8al August 25, 2006
It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.
Honest lawyer.
Cheap vacation.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Intelligent blond.
by Julie March 24, 2005
Two words in a phrase that conflict and go against each other.
Jumbo Shrimp
Military Intelligence
Black People
by Nate Higgers January 26, 2005
two words in a phrase that seemingly contradict eachother
military intelligence
mature student
by darkstrEam January 30, 2004
The act of becoming moronic due to the overuse and abuse of oxycontin.


A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.
Person 1: Hey man, you talked to Levi lately?
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...
by cosmicbaby June 07, 2011
Someone who does stupid things because of their Oxycontin addiction.
Joey wouldn't have tried robbing that liquor store with a plastic fork if he wasn't such a damn oxy moron.
by therealpaulwithap July 01, 2009
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.