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29.
This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.

In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.
Jumbo Shrimp, Tall Midget, Thomas Dayton Cressman

(human oxymoron)
by sYkoLette April 03, 2011
 
30.
A ridiculous comparision. Conjoining contradictory terms.
Example of Oxymoron
Unjust Law
Tax Return
Airline Food
Alone Together
Taped Live
Peace Force
Anarchy Rules
Affordable Housing
by Ashley Elizabeth October 26, 2005
 
31.
Two words that means the exact opposite of the next word.
Two words that conflict eachother
Examples of an oxymoron:
Obama Care
Naturally Artificial
Toyota Stop
by WAFFLES ARE THE BEST March 16, 2011
 
32.
Usually two words that contradict each other.
'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'
by jacko March 01, 2004
 
33.
Someone addicted to or who abuses Oxycontin
Elijah Hastings Darnell is a oxymoron.
by The ZPD April 29, 2009
 
34.
figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms
(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.)
by 100%Caborn May 22, 2005
 
35.
Two words with contradicting meanings used together.
Something that appears self-contradictory.
Oxymoron Examples:

French Resistance
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
by RANDOM TEH April 21, 2010