One who constantly contradicts oneself, generally with an IQ of 90 or below.
Person 1: "Hey, that PETA guy is wearing a fur coat!"
Person 2: "What an oxymoron..."
by Ethan45vio February 13, 2013
An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms. Oxymorons appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors such as ground pilot and literary oxymorons crafted to reveal a paradox.
Uttara Gupta: Hahahaha! Let me repeat myself, it's MY wall!
Rohan: Thats an oxymoron

As you might notice the usage of MY, which is a form of the possessive case of I used as an attributive adjective, with Wall which refers to the very public Facebook wall is quite moronic and in this case oxymornonic.
by kingrrr September 22, 2011
This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.

In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.
Jumbo Shrimp, Tall Midget, Thomas Dayton Cressman

(human oxymoron)
by sYkoLette April 03, 2011
the brand of cleaning stuff from Sheep in the Big City. It's alleged to be the only detergent with the power of an ox.
"It's not entirely your fault. That shirt is dirty because you're not using oxymoron detergent! The detergent with the power of an OX! HAHAHA!"
-Jay Leno as Oxymoron guy

-Oxymoron Guy

-the sheep
by B1K (A.K.A. B1K) October 05, 2011
Two words that means the exact opposite of the next word.
Two words that conflict eachother
Examples of an oxymoron:
Obama Care
Naturally Artificial
Toyota Stop
by WAFFLES ARE THE BEST March 16, 2011
Usually two words that contradict each other.
'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'
by jacko March 01, 2004
Someone addicted to or who abuses Oxycontin
Elijah Hastings Darnell is a oxymoron.
by The ZPD April 29, 2009

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