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The act of becoming moronic due to the overuse and abuse of oxycontin.


A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.
Person 1: Hey man, you talked to Levi lately?
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...
by cosmicbaby June 07, 2011
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An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.
"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."

"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."
by Chad Wise April 16, 2012
23 17
microsoft works
by microshit July 18, 2003
40 36
What Billy Mays called everyone that bought his products.
Billy Mays: I hope those oxymorons are gullible enough to buy the next piece of shit I'm pushing.
by alltrull November 29, 2009
4 2
Conflicting words put together
Living dead
peace force
new classic
airline food
Fast ford im from auz. a holden lover at heart
by Patrio7 May 10, 2005
16 14
It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.
Honest lawyer.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Cheap vacation.
Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend
by Julie March 24, 2005
18 16
Someone too dumb too inhale.
"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
by Pipe Downn December 09, 2013
1 1