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22.
Two words that mean the opposite.
Jumbo shrimp, bush and peace etc.
by <<<funyone>>> March 05, 2005
 
23.
A sentence or phrase of contradictions that seem to make no sense upon first perusal but actual does on closer inspection. A common misconception is that any set of contradicting words placed together makes an oxymoron; but a phrase or sentence is truly not an oxymoron unless it actually DOES make sense, even if it might not seem to.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Faith unfaithful made him falsely true.
by makariln August 05, 2003
 
24.
when a chick's nice warm mouth is giving a guy dome with ice in her mouth to create a contradicting sensation in the genital region
Alex: O's that oxymoron felt so good last night
O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice
Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling
by The cheating system February 01, 2011
 
25.
glassy eyed "good for nothings" who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone. they spend their days in dive bars, drinking cheap beer and socializing with other oxymorons, talking mostly about how they can get more pills.
oh yeah, Jack's son is an oxymoron, just like his father, he even took a couple in front of everyone at the bar yesterday!
by Draculeen December 10, 2010
 
26.
One who constantly contradicts oneself, generally with an IQ of 90 or below.
Person 1: "Hey, that PETA guy is wearing a fur coat!"
Person 2: "What an oxymoron..."
by Ethan45vio February 13, 2013
 
27.
the brand of cleaning stuff from Sheep in the Big City. It's alleged to be the only detergent with the power of an ox.
"It's not entirely your fault. That shirt is dirty because you're not using oxymoron detergent! The detergent with the power of an OX! HAHAHA!"
-Jay Leno as Oxymoron guy

"BUY IT NOW!"
-Oxymoron Guy

"Ba-aaa-aa-a"
-the sheep
by B1K (A.K.A. B1K) October 05, 2011
 
28.
An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms. Oxymorons appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors such as ground pilot and literary oxymorons crafted to reveal a paradox.
Uttara Gupta: Hahahaha! Let me repeat myself, it's MY wall!
Rohan: Thats an oxymoron

As you might notice the usage of MY, which is a form of the possessive case of I used as an attributive adjective, with Wall which refers to the very public Facebook wall is quite moronic and in this case oxymornonic.
by kingrrr September 22, 2011