Two words in a phrase that conflict and go against each other.
Jumbo Shrimp
Military Intelligence
Black People
by Nate Higgers January 26, 2005
1. A combination of a noun and an adjective, where the adjective describes the noun in a way that is contradictory to the attributes commonly associated with the thing that the noun represents.
2. Someone who is a total fucking junky for oxycodone and breaks into your car to steal your hairbrush so they can go pawn it off, only to realize that the pawn shop won't take it. Then they go out and suck dick for five bucks a pop to come up with the money to pay for theirs and their drug dealers dope. Next they become a heroin junky because their mom kicked them out of the house and they have to pay five dollars a month to rent a cardboard box behind the Chinese restaurant which means they have to save some of the money they stole for that, and of course the heroin is more cost effective.
1. Consensual rape is such an oxymoron.
A homophobic lesbian is an oxymoron.
A chaste whore is an oxymoron.
A smart fucktard is an oxymoron.
An honest politician is definitely an oxymoron.
A retarded genius is an oxymoron.
2.Person one: "Oh my fucking GOD! My window is smashed and I only have liability! Thank God there wasn't anything to steal... wait, my fucking hairbrush is gone. Who the fuck breaks into a car to steal a hairbrush? "

Person 2: "Oxymorons"
by thc lover January 22, 2015
Someone too dumb too inhale.
"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
by Pipe Downn December 09, 2013
There's oxymoron, which is a figure of speech, then there's Oxy-moron, which is a person who abuses oxycontin so much that he's a moron, hence the term OXY-MORON.
Look at that kid, he takes so many oxycontins, HE'S A OXY-MORON.
by Jaysterdamus June 23, 2011
glassy eyed "good for nothings" who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone. they spend their days in dive bars, drinking cheap beer and socializing with other oxymorons, talking mostly about how they can get more pills.
oh yeah, Jack's son is an oxymoron, just like his father, he even took a couple in front of everyone at the bar yesterday!
by Draculeen December 10, 2010
A ridiculous comparision. Conjoining contradictory terms.
Example of Oxymoron
Unjust Law
Tax Return
Airline Food
Alone Together
Taped Live
Peace Force
Anarchy Rules
Affordable Housing
by Ashley Elizabeth October 26, 2005
A sentence or phrase of contradictions that seem to make no sense upon first perusal but actual does on closer inspection. A common misconception is that any set of contradicting words placed together makes an oxymoron; but a phrase or sentence is truly not an oxymoron unless it actually DOES make sense, even if it might not seem to.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Faith unfaithful made him falsely true.
by makariln August 05, 2003
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