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67.
Two words in a sentence that contradict each other. Not necessarily opposites, however
Oxymoron examples

Talented Rapper
Holy Crap
AOL high-speed broadband
Holy War
Square Circle
United Arab Emirates
by JCJ August 27, 2006
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8.
Two words that actually belong together. See typo.
Oxy moron would be an oxymoron if the word "oxy" held any smart/non-moronic connotation.
by kibk8al August 25, 2006
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9.
It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.
Honest lawyer.
Cheap vacation.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Intelligent blond.
by Julie March 24, 2005
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10.
There's oxymoron, which is a figure of speech, then there's Oxy-moron, which is a person who abuses oxycontin so much that he's a moron, hence the term OXY-MORON.
Look at that kid, he takes so many oxycontins, HE'S A OXY-MORON.
by Jaysterdamus June 23, 2011
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11.
Usually sharp tongued and self important, an oxy-moron is generally an insecure, insensitive, raucous ass who cops an ironic pseudonym as a shield for presenting unsolicited and ignorant remarks regarding people and events about whom he or she knows very little.
niceboi - "That girl has really big boobs and she wears t-shirts by Snorgtees. Point and laugh with me."

Intelligent person with good taste - "It's time you stopped being an oxy-moron and shut the f*** up already. Nobody cares about your decidedly uninformed opinion."
by DJ Dialectic July 23, 2010
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12.
two words in a phrase that seemingly contradict eachother
military intelligence
mature student
by darkstrEam January 30, 2004
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13.
A contradiction in terms. Contrary to what some people will tell you, from Limerick to Florida, it does NOT mean a stupid ox. Derived instead from the Greek words oxy (sharp) and moros (dull).
Examples of oxymorons:

sunny night
military intelligence
compassionate conservative
ethical landlord
honest politician
open-minded altie
Christian Democrat
to appear invisible
deafening silence
friendly fire
charm offensive
civil war
by Fearman December 03, 2007
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14.
Someone who does stupid things because of their Oxycontin addiction.
Joey wouldn't have tried robbing that liquor store with a plastic fork if he wasn't such a damn oxy moron.
by therealpaulwithap July 01, 2009
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