Stronger than an 'own'. Stronger even than a 'pwn'. Owening is the ultimate domination of any activity or just life in general. Including but not limited to: Video games, smuggling peas, tonsil hockey with the ladies, Destroying random ships with the swing of your sword, growing some mean facial hair or just jamming out on the raddest sparkle ridden green guitar.

Chris Dane Owens holds the world record for the most consecutive and numerous Owenings.

Owening by HotToTrottOcelot November 29, 2009

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Owning someone

To be better than someone in something like when someone wins a duel against another person the winner is owned the loser.

he's totally better than him.
Yeah he is totally owning him.
what it takes to owning someone?
you gotta be better than them.

Owning someone by Van2r September 30, 2018

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omninternet

Refers to a being who contains the entirety of the internet within itself, i.e. a person who knows every page on the internet by heart.

He has no need for computers or wires, for he is truly omninternet.

omninternet by th1nk April 8, 2009

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