on the schneid

Going a long, long time without sex.

A wise man once said, I'd gladly choose suicide over being on the schneid.

by buckfutter November 9, 2004

schneid

Winless, scoreless or hitless, in dating or especially in sports. Used especially when a long loosing streak is broken. Comes from Gin Rummy when if you lose all the hands you have to pay double or get "schneidered."

The 0-8 Detroit Pistons won their first game. Finally they are off the schneid.

by bonerici November 15, 2012

Schneide

1. A slang term for a woman's genitalia.
2. May be used as an insult.
3. Or in any other creative way you can think of.

1. My schneide is bleeding so much I don't even know what to do.
2. Ow, someone just kicked me in the schneide.
3. That kid is such a schneide head, he needs a good beat down.
4. That bitch has her head so far up her schneide.

by Blaise February 14, 2006

Schneid

When either a female takes her nose and tickles a males scrotum, or another females clitoris, or when a male takes his nose and does the same.

Hey, why don't you schneid me babe?

by Garbba April 4, 2010

Schneided

Being drunk as fuck.

Kevin: Damn did you see Rachel last night? She had 7 beers!
Jake: Yeah she was so schneided!!!!

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

schneid

An Alternate to "shit"

Dat be some Mo Foe'in schneid biatch!

by Drunkdirishman August 15, 2003

schneid

cool, ill, in style, nice, sweet

that derp is so schneid
that girl is so schneid
ur mom is so schneid

by krowkneeklay September 11, 2011