Definitions by buckfutter

shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.

Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.

shaftsmanship by Buckfutter February 16, 2018

Tiggly Wiggly 

A Tiggly Wiggly is a penis that is too short to masturbate by conventional methods. It can only be masturbated using a strumming motion. The technical term, microbation, is similar to the motion required to play a guitar, or base guitar, but requires holding the entire length within the palm of the hand.

Michael, Richard, and Brett didn't come out last weekend because each one was working hard on his own Tiggly Wiggly.

Tiggly Wiggly by Buckfutter September 9, 2014

dondo 

Cranky, look at the size of the trouser snake on that Dondo.

I'll just sneak up behind him and shove me thumb up his arse.

dondo by buckfutter December 9, 2004

on the schneid

Going a long, long time without sex.

A wise man once said, I'd gladly choose suicide over being on the schneid.

on the schneid by buckfutter November 9, 2004

datemaster 

An object such as a club or brick used to get a girl in the mood for romance.

The Datemaster 9000 is an aluminum bat with an optional foam silencer.

The Datemaster 750 SS is the old school Louisville slugger.

Things got off to a rocky start with Cinnamon, but after I reached behind the couch and grabbed my datemaster it was bing, bang, boom let's go back to my room.

datemaster by buckfutter November 9, 2004

Lepelope 

Commander of all Choads

Dude, you need to wash your balls before Lepelope declares war on your grundle.

Lepelope by buckfutter October 21, 2003