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Omnitask 

(variant of "multitask")

To simultaneously perform all aspects of a given job. Usually used in reference to a fast-paced workplace when an employee is abandoned by all of his or her co-workers and forced to get the entire job done alone.

For example, an employee working at a fast food restaurant all alone must juggle taking an order, performing the cash transaction, making the food, dressing the food, packaging the food, and filling drinks all at the same time to minimize the total time taken to complete the order - when each of these different tasks is normally assigned to a separate person.
At night, I run this entire place myself. I don't just multitask, I have to omnitask.
Omnitask by CtrlAltDestroy September 20, 2006
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omnitasking 

To multitask on more than one operating system at one time.
It was hard to pay attention to the conversation when I was omnitasking by listening to music and word processing on the Mac, whilst chatting and image manipulating on Windows on the PC.
omnitasking by Challudym October 24, 2003
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omnitasking 

To go beyond multitasking, to do basically the maximum of things at the same time.
Not necessarily only for IT systems; can be across any group of task.
"Man, I am overloaded! I am reading this manual, typing emails, listening to conference calls and telling my dog to stop chewing my slippers, while my mates are texting with me."
"You are omnitasking!"
omnitasking by UK-Fynbos March 13, 2020

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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