old oral sex 

When an old married couple pass each other in the hallway of their house they both say fuck you to each other. That's old oral sex

SAm passed Silvia in the hallway and said fuck you silvia. Silvia replies with fuck you too, thus completing the act of old oral sex

old oral sex by Pooboo444 August 12, 2017

Old People Sex 

Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?

“Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”

Old People Sex by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021

Old man sex 

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

Old man sex by grimm23 December 13, 2023

Old Man Sexy 

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.

My history teacher is old man sexy!

Old Man Sexy by SSCpimp March 16, 2009

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

sexy old man 

Sophies english teachers

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man

sexy old man by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022

oldsexual 

A new type of sexuality…when you are attracted to older men or woman, who are between the ages of 65 and dead. All other ages sicken you. This sexuality is not caused by daddy issues or mommy issues.

“Jenna likes older men and doesn’t have daddy issues...she’s oldsexual!”

oldsexual by Jebblockna May 22, 2019