old chesse 

old chesse is another word for your mum

"what your old chesse say about it?"

old chesse by shaunie taylor February 17, 2007

Old cheese

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.

Old cheese by dieselcom August 1, 2007

Grand Old Cheese 

noun: grandmother.

From the Australian slang for mother-- "old cheese"

After her grandchild called her the Grand Old Cheese, the grandmother made it her new screenname

Grand Old Cheese by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006

old cheese

Also can be used in reference to your mother or your wife.

My old cheese will dust me if I go to the pub after work.

old cheese by Diego December 3, 2003

The old cheese 

Your mother. Someone elses mother.

She has children, she is a old cheese. I am going to call the old cheese.

The old cheese by The Cheez June 20, 2012

Old Cheesebag 

crusty old bag lady wrinkled skin nosy an down right cheesy

god look at that crusty Old Cheesebag what a nagging snot

Old Cheesebag by acenyoface October 6, 2011

old cheese

Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.

"What's happenin old cheese"

old cheese by Art Vandalay November 24, 2003