ohnopia 

Blurred vision caused by forgetting to remove one's reading glasses before getting up from working on a computer, reading, or doing some other closeup task. The condition is made worse when one's hands are full, preventing one from easily correcting the condition.

I often suffer from ohnopia. Just today I was blogging when an unexpected knock at the door caused me to jump up to get it, but my reading glasses made everything blurry and I tripped over my sleeping dog.

ohnopia by JIMWICh December 6, 2011

OHNOSECOND

That minuscule fraction of time it takes your brain to realize that you've just made a GIGANTIC mistake and reconcile the fact that it is too late.

Bob hit send on his email to Tom, only then realizing that he had copied in the entire company on the x-rated pictures of him and his latest conquest swinging from his sex swing in full leather outfits.

OHNOSECOND by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

ohno 

Like oh no, but when you say it so fast that it blends together. Typically used when reacting to horrifying or disappointing events.

TV Host: Mike, the results of your DNA test are in. You are the father.

Mike: ohno ohno ohno

ohno by sukeban March 2, 2019

onosecond 

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.

Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -

onosecond by Jimmed September 26, 2006

funk ti ohns 

how to make someone mad in 0.00001 seconds

its pronounced funk ti ohns. "suck your toes off"

funk ti ohns by i like arham January 22, 2020

ohnso 

Good at getting girls and boys

You so ohnso

ohnso by Bones100.12🌈 November 3, 2020

onosnotopoeia 

When you're at a seasonal family function with the local sports team and the younger nephews/nieces feel like they want to be involved in football talk, they make noises (onomatopoeias) or in this case onosnotopoeias.

*Linemen dogpile onto each other*

Little Tikes: "BAAAM POOW, ouch!!"
Rest of Family: "Them kids and their onosnotopoeias smh"

onosnotopoeia by Screamomatic December 24, 2022