ognos 

A word used when situations get out of control and certain doom is at hand.
When the proverbial sh^t hits the fan.

1. I'm late for work and I'm gonna get fired! Ognos!
2. You're driving down the freeway and instead of shifting to 5th you shift to reverse. Ognos!!

ognos by Tenrio November 7, 2005

OHNOSECOND

That minuscule fraction of time it takes your brain to realize that you've just made a GIGANTIC mistake and reconcile the fact that it is too late.

Bob hit send on his email to Tom, only then realizing that he had copied in the entire company on the x-rated pictures of him and his latest conquest swinging from his sex swing in full leather outfits.

OHNOSECOND by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

Ognsgafw 

A term that furries as an admission to being obsessed with Pedophilia.

"I'M NOT A PEDO OGNSGAFW"

Ognsgafw by JokerFactor February 1, 2022

onosecond 

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.

Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -

onosecond by Jimmed September 26, 2006

onosnotopoeia 

When you're at a seasonal family function with the local sports team and the younger nephews/nieces feel like they want to be involved in football talk, they make noises (onomatopoeias) or in this case onosnotopoeias.

*Linemen dogpile onto each other*

Little Tikes: "BAAAM POOW, ouch!!"
Rest of Family: "Them kids and their onosnotopoeias smh"

onosnotopoeia by Screamomatic December 24, 2022

Onosecond 

An Onosecond is defined as the second after you realise you have done something that is embarrassing or bad.

Examples where an Onosecond can kick in:

Text message contents: A sexy message or a picture of your private parts.
Recipient: a family member.

Seeing a typo in an important essay just after you have sent it.

Accidentally revealing a surprise to someone because you were distracted.

Onosecond by jackqueslack23 July 29, 2020

onosecond 

The “onosecond” is the second after you make a terrible mistake. The second when you realize what you just did and that there’s nothing you can do about it, the second when all the now-inevitable consequences flash through your mind. It is the second after you send a sexual text message to the wrong person, after you delete the wrong file, after you spill the secret that you thought they already knew. The “onosecond” is that stomach-dropping, breath-stopping moment when all you can do is say “oh, no”.

Engineer: accidentally deletes an entire content database

Engineer: *has an onosecond*

onosecond by Goootz March 18, 2023