terabyte of porn 

A shit load of porn.

Dan: hey, why is your computer sooooo fucking slow??
Alex: oh, umm... I have some files that take up a lot of memory.
Dan: (looks through hard drive and finds 1 terabyte of porn) MOTHER OF ALL PORN!!

terabyte of porn by Big_musky69 July 13, 2014

summer of porn 

The summer of 1994 during which recent catholic high school grads watched numerous pornographic films together just for shits and giggles. This activity would usually take place in Lula and Nacho's family room after an Albertson's run for cookies or at Nicole's house over spinach dip.

Appropriate viewing options for summer of porn were soft-core and usually available on HBO or Skinemax. In the off-chance that something was rented it would need to be obtained from the dirty back room of the local mom and pop video store. This back room is generally haunted by degenerates highly offended at the giggling recent catholic high school grads.

"Hey Luli, since this is summer of porn are we watching Emmanuelle tonight?"

"No, I rented Carrie - Sex on Wheels, Yank My Doodle - It's A Dandy, and Edward Penis-Hands""

"Great! pass the cookies"

summer of porn by topdrawer01 March 21, 2007

Osporne 

C. Osborne's porn name.

Man, Osporne sure made a mess on me today.

Osporne by Jimbo G. November 20, 2003

Oporno's 

Slang for the Australian fast-food chain Oportos.

I went over to Oporno's yesterday and got a Large Bondage Meal!

Oporno's by Thora "Trif" Rogers September 19, 2006

oppornity 

An opportunity for watching porn without the risk of interruption.

"The wife's gone out for the night with her friends. What an ideal oppornity!"

oppornity by Stebo1979 July 21, 2015

opporntunity 

Discovering an unplanned chance to create amateur porn

1. "My girlfriend was modeling her new bikinis. I seized the opporntunity and took pictures the whole time."

2. "Hey, I'm wasted in the back of a cab with 2 drunken sorority girls and my iPhone."
"Sounds like a golden opporntunity!"

opporntunity by mrosprey March 3, 2010

30 second rule of porn 

A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.

Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot

Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn

30 second rule of porn by ih82luz February 22, 2011