Appropriate viewing options for summer of porn were soft-core and usually available on HBO or Skinemax. In the off-chance that something was rented it would need to be obtained from the dirty back room of the local mom and pop video store. This back room is generally haunted by degenerates highly offended at the giggling recent catholic high school grads.
"No, I rented Carrie - Sex on Wheels, Yank My Doodle - It's A Dandy, and Edward Penis-Hands""
"Great! pass the cookies"