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the cheese off my cock 

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
the cheese off my cock by de-pube February 2, 2021

cut your cock off 

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.
cut your cock off by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

rock your cock off 

Hey Dave, that steak will rock your cock off.
rock your cock off by Handjack6969 December 26, 2017

knock your cock off 

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.
That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.

Cock-off 

An event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave.
Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.
Cock-off by Slaney October 3, 2006

hot off the cock

Person who has very recently had sex involving a penis.
That slut, Kyah, has recently, not 30 seconds ago, fucked that guy.

Dont go near Kyah, shes hot off the cock.
hot off the cock by Steve June 4, 2004