Octopising

The act of two people lying in bed, stretching out, considering getting up, but not ready for it just yet.

Ali: What time did you get up this morning?
Jo: Was going to get up early, but ended up octopising with my fella for ages.

Octopising by Wordswirth October 18, 2010

octopi

an octopus with 3.14 arms

the octopi is a very rare and endangered species that is located is the south pacific

octopi by bugante October 29, 2007

octuplets

In America, a completely perfect reason to get a ton of presents, gifts, media coverage and other frivolous shit absolutely free. See meal ticket.

Congratulations on having a functional ovular system! Allow me and the rest of our idiotic media and brain-dead legions to shower you with a big-screen television, a gigantic cake that you'll probably just throw away, a bounty of clothes and three new cars! Your ability to squirt out octuplets with the assistance of a lab and numerous injections is a valuable asset to American society! In no way are you fucking up the gene pool or our future with children that you have no time to pay individual attention to!

octuplets by Vomikron July 4, 2009

octupako 

An Octupako is an Otaku that watches anime that contains excessive amounts of tentacle rape scenes.

Ming is such an Octupako, I heard he gets off to that one scene where the girl gets molested by an Octopus.

octupako by GeeGeeNoRe January 6, 2014

Jerk Occupied 

When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.

Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?

Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.

Jerk Occupied by Quzu June 9, 2011

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

occupie 

n. The ultimate goal of the Occupy Wall Street protesters, and, by extension, the goal of protesters everywhere, in any field (or parking lot).

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We are not rudderless slackers with no goals. We are fighting for a piece of the occupie!

Not much of a fight dude.

occupie by gnostic1 October 29, 2011