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In America, a completely perfect reason to get a ton of presents, gifts, media coverage and other frivolous shit absolutely free. See meal ticket.
Congratulations on having a functional ovular system! Allow me and the rest of our idiotic media and brain-dead legions to shower you with a big-screen television, a gigantic cake that you'll probably just throw away, a bounty of clothes and three new cars! Your ability to squirt out octuplets with the assistance of a lab and numerous injections is a valuable asset to American society! In no way are you fucking up the gene pool or our future with children that you have no time to pay individual attention to!
octuplets by Vomikron July 4, 2009
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a group of very mentally unstable girls who love to, gossip, laugh, model and most of all shake ass 💟
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octuplets by rattiaddi November 27, 2021

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

Octuple Penetration 

Octuple Penetration is when you get 8 dicks shoved inside of you had once. These holes can range from the pussy, ass, mouth, ears, nostrils, and even your eye sockets!
Today we are going to try octuple penetration with 8 8 inch cocks!

We are going to fuck her silly when we do octuple penetration with her!

octuple boobs 

1. Superlative, unsurpassed.

2. Slang; quad queens in Texas Holdem Poker.
A poker hand with four queens.

See quad boobs
Dominic just won yet another WSOP bracelet with octuple boobs heads up against Natasha!
octuple boobs by Oliver Yue July 2, 2007

octuple-3C 

Octuple-third-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, different eight great-grandparents and sixteen great-great-grandparents in common.
My octuple-3C is a good person.
octuple-3C by Usery May 2, 2021

octuple-third-cousin 

Octuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and sixteen great-great-grandparents in common.
My octuple-third-cousin is a good person.