In America, a completely perfect reason to get a ton of presents, gifts, media coverage and other frivolous shit absolutely free. See meal ticket.
Congratulations on having a functional ovular system! Allow me and the rest of our idiotic media and brain-dead legions to shower you with a big-screen television, a gigantic cake that you'll probably just throw away, a bounty of clothes and three new cars! Your ability to squirt out octuplets with the assistance of a lab and numerous injections is a valuable asset to American society! In no way are you fucking up the gene pool or our future with children that you have no time to pay individual attention to!
by Vomikron July 04, 2009
Can you define these popular missing words?