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Octahedron-access
This is when you reach a state in the universe so unimaginably dank and ironic that you gain access to a new ironic state of octahedron.
You may now access the octahedron.
The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?
That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!
The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?
That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!
Octahedron-access by Quantum_memes September 6, 2017
Related Words
octade • octadecapus • Octave • Octane • Octave Chord • Octahedron • Ochadeku • Octaddy • octadigi • Octagenaphile
Octajerk
A full fledged octagonal jerk off session with the intent of simultaneous male masturbation at no less or greater than 45 degree angles. This form of extreme masturbation is two steps below a decajerk and infinitely many steps below a circle jerk. Mass lotion consumption is a common factor in these situations. WARNING: It is recommended that only veteran jerk offs attempt this form of masturbation because of the common side effect of an entire loss of savagery
1. I cant believe you just participated in a Bryant octajerk!!!!!!!!
2. Theres not a single girl in my class, its an octajerk extreme!!!
3. Todd: Hey do you want to go to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight?
Omar: I dont think i can handle an octajerk tonight, i already had to beat off in traffic today for like 2 hours.
2. Theres not a single girl in my class, its an octajerk extreme!!!
3. Todd: Hey do you want to go to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight?
Omar: I dont think i can handle an octajerk tonight, i already had to beat off in traffic today for like 2 hours.
Octajerk by SavageTeam2011 Part 2 October 15, 2008
high-octane fart
A deadly noxious concoction of gases escaping the asshole & knocking down unconscious, any living being within a 100 metre radius
Johnson was surrounded by the Talibans but just in the nick of time he managed to pump out a powerful high-octane fart & managed to hold his ground without firing a single round. He was awarded the purple fart 💜💨
high-octane fart by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
Octane
high-octane pussy
pussy that makes your motor run hot; generally, young pussy accompanied by a smokin' hot body--seemingly plentiful on sunbelt college campuses.
high-octane pussy by Djibouti-no-yourbooty November 23, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.