obstical

A redneck spelling of the word commonly known as obstacle.
Has the exact same meaning as the traditional spelling but implies that the author is a redneck

My biggest obstical is spelling of the words.

obstical by Lord Vader III October 27, 2010

Obesicle 

A mobility scooter used exclusively by someone because they are too fat and lazy to walk.

A fat or obese person would choose an obesicle, (formally known as mobility scooters) primarily designed for people who are unfortunate enough to be disabled, to get around town. Thus making themselves fatter, less fit, and even less mobile than they were before.

Obesicle by Icarus11111 August 30, 2013

obsessical 

(ob-sess-i-cul) To be obsessed with male, or male-ish genitalia; "boy-crazy"; or slightly stalkerish toward men.

"Ryan is ssooooooooo hott."
"You are totally obsessical over him!"

obsessical by Coco-chan January 18, 2008

obsessicane 

(n) a state of mind that inspires behavior designed to drive everyone else around you crazy by obsessing about a weather pattern that may or may not affect your life in the next four weeks.

Steer clear of David today. He discovered a tropical depression forming off the coast of Gambia and is in the eye of an obsessicane.

obsessicane by Vicar of Brevard October 24, 2008

Obsessual

Someone who wants you to come over like every day of the week. Someone who easily forms obsessions and addictions.

Oh dear god, I havent visited that obsessual friend of mine in two days and hes also joansing too.

Obsessual by ExtremeGuitarist April 5, 2019