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a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.

A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained

death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.

*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson

**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"

***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.
Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019
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a cuntish person.

Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
its that cunt again! fuck off you numper
numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019
Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"
numper by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023
A retarded individual commonly known as John Brennan.
"John Brennan is a complete and udder numpert"
numpert by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008
A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.
Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!

Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!

I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!
Numple by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010

numpless 

when one labia is significantly larger than the other labia in a vagina. similar to a numpler but for a girl
oh, she has a numpless
numpless by shewhoshallnotbenamed45 December 20, 2010