ferret's definitions

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

[V]olition

The greatest games development company in the world.
Often reffered to as V.

Games they have created: Freespace 1 + 2, Summoner 1 + 2, Red Faction 1 + 2

"V are the Gods of the game development world."

by Ferret November 24, 2003

a big lick

Something that cost a lot, or more than expected. Used when expressing surprise or concern over the price of something.

Hey that was a big lick. I thought it would be less than that.

Well I can’t afford it now after the lawyers fees that was a big lick

by Ferret December 12, 2006

office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.

1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".

by ferret March 2, 2007

Sathanas

A massive Shivan Juggernaught.

The Shivans have an unconfirmed amount of these ships, but over 80 have been sighted in GTVA Space.
A fleet of over 80 of them destroyed the Capella star.

"Command! A Sathanas juggernaught just jumped withing range!"

by Ferret November 24, 2003

full lick and suck pack

This is a term used to describe an all inclusive deal especially when purchasing a car, which includes all the “extra’s” like window tint, after care, extended warrant, mag wheels etc. Or when buying the top of the range model in something.

Wow he bought that car with the full lick and suck pack.

Nice Stereo, yeah I go the full lick and suck pack.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

slack mole

A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.

Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.

Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed

by Ferret March 21, 2005