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That's nowhere

Used to describe a situation that is “fucked”.
Person 1 “I have to babysit this weekend because I owe my sister a favour. “ Person 2 oh That's nowhere.
Alternatively: Person 1 “I can’t get the money together to go out tonight” Person 2 “You’re nowhere”
by ferret June 25, 2009
mugGet the That's nowheremug.

smay

ow! stop it steve, your such an annoying smay!
by ferret December 14, 2003
mugGet the smaymug.

a big lick

Something that cost a lot, or more than expected. Used when expressing surprise or concern over the price of something.
Hey that was a big lick. I thought it would be less than that.

Well I can’t afford it now after the lawyers fees that was a big lick
by Ferret December 12, 2006
mugGet the a big lickmug.

office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.
1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".
by ferret March 2, 2007
mugGet the office bikemug.

homesar

www.Homestarrunner.com
The coolest, yet retarded, white guy in the world. Raised by a cup of coffee and somehow connected to Homestar, they both have no arms. Its hat seems to always return to its head.
Hey Reggie, is there a Rhinoceroes around?!
by Ferret June 6, 2003
mugGet the homesarmug.

Sathanas

A massive Shivan Juggernaught.

The Shivans have an unconfirmed amount of these ships, but over 80 have been sighted in GTVA Space.
A fleet of over 80 of them destroyed the Capella star.
"Command! A Sathanas juggernaught just jumped withing range!"
by Ferret November 24, 2003
mugGet the Sathanasmug.

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.
Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.
by Ferret March 21, 2005
mugGet the gaffedmug.

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