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Nottoway 

Nottoway is a county in Southside Virginia. It's filled with hicks, niggers, wiggers, losers, and a couple decent people. Good luck finding friends here, they'll only stab you in the back. The school system sucks, too. I recommend you stay far away from here.


Also see hell
Person1: "Man, living here sucks."
Person2: "But at least we're not in Nottoway!"

aka "Not-a-way out."
Nottoway by the darko February 14, 2005
Related Words
when about to embark on an eating adventure, usually involving a food or foods that are particularly delicious.
going to the new mexican restaurant tonight NOMTOWN
nomtown by holdmahdddd October 10, 2011
An article of feces that rolls down your pant leg after a sudden and unpredicted defecation.
Holy shit I don't believe it, I got a Nortown the size of a football here! Where is the nearest bathroom?
Nortown by Hairy Shaft March 7, 2009

Not Town 

A term used referring to something that is un-true or the opposite of what you really mean.
"He is straight....in Not Town."

"That skirt is so cute. In Not Town!"
Not Town by dinosaursrcool March 11, 2010
Eg. Ohk for notfown karta hoo
Notfown by MercStroke October 17, 2022

Nottonighter

Nottonighter(s):
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
Henney knew he had been served by a “Nottonighter" when he opened up the electronics labeled Amazon box he boosted earlier to find human shit riddled with corn and peanuts.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
Nottonighter by NotTonight February 2, 2026