Nortown

An article of feces that rolls down your pant leg after a sudden and unpredicted defecation.

Holy shit I don't believe it, I got a Nortown the size of a football here! Where is the nearest bathroom?

by Hairy Shaft March 07, 2009

Pulling a Nortown

To be so crude it makes everyone around you cringe.
To drool.
To chew with your mouth open.
To pick your braces multiple times at the same meal.
To re-adjust your testicles and then try to give your friend a high five.

Did you see how disgusting Tim was at dinner? He was totally pulling a Nortown.

by Richard Fitsinwells March 07, 2009