nosepicking asslicker 

someone who doesn't realize how hypocritical they really are...they also pick their nose and lick asses

Dominic you are being such a nosepicking asslicker.

nosepicking asslicker by an anonymous informer March 22, 2009

notesick

A term to describe the feeling of having ground to a complete halt and employing every single form of procrastination you have ever employed because you can’t face doing any more electronic healthcare record notes when you’re a mental healthcare professional and you’re at home and it’s already 9 PM.

I have a great idea, let’s get really shitfaced so that we won’t even be capable of entering in any more information into the online electronic healthcare record until tomorrow, as this will definitely override the current problem of being hopelessly notesick!

notesick by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

nosepickers 

N (plurale tantum). Men's shoes or boots with very pointed toes, such as were popular with male delinquents in the 60s, such as Chelsea boots, Beatle boots, or lesser known makes with even pointier toes. Synonym: fenceclimbers; cockroach killers. Etymology: All three terms refer to humble uses for pointy toes--picking your nose, climbing chain link fences, killing cockroaches taking refuge in a corner. Usage note: In many areas, the term was embellished with group or ethnic names or slurs.

I've been looking for years for a pair of nosepickers at vintage shops but so far I haven't found anything like the ones the guys had in the back of the bus in NYC when I was a kid.

nosepickers by Tony1953 April 1, 2010

nosepicker 

A military officer who is a graduate of his or her respective service academy.

It wasn't LCDR Schmedlapp's leadership skills that identified her as a nosepicker...it was the USNA ring two fingers down from the one buried up to the second knuckle in her nose.

nosepicker by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Notedict 

Notedict-Someone who comments on everything that pops up in his news feed on facebook in order to get thousands of notifications and feel loved.

Notediction-Feeling the need to comment on something in order to receive notifications.

Bob: "Don was in every single thing in my news feed..."
Bill: "Yea what a notedict"

Donny: "I commented on Tom's status to satisfy my notediction"
Robert: "Wow thats cool..."

Notedict by Charlie Reynolds August 30, 2010

nonepicness. 

Adj. Pertaining to a state of dismal failure.

The "nonepicness." of your stories is scaring all the girls away, so for the rest of the night you shut the hell up.

nonepicness. by woooooooo! September 3, 2010

Not Epic 

The Discord User by the name of Daddy's delicious toes #4565 is the definition of Not Epic.

You are so not epic! Just like Daddy's delicious toes #4565!

Not Epic by Not Epic March 13, 2021