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Nordstromsss 

Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.
Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"

Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

Nordstrom's 

a store where they sell clothing, shoes, makeup and acessories, often a very nice place to shop
I went to buy a new pair of shoes at Nordstrom's because tonight was the prom
Nordstrom's by Jane January 1, 2004

Nordstroms

A very upscale department store carrying brands such as True Religion, Citizens of Humanity, and Juicy Couture.
Nordstroms can be found in most malls which have a Guess, Armani Exchange, or Abercrombie.
Nordstroms by onaebla June 26, 2006

nordstrom rack 

White women with fake breasts.
Did you see Pamela Anderson on TV last night?
Yeah looks like she's got a Nordstrom Rack.
nordstrom rack by Schmeffy September 26, 2005

Nordstokke

a person who is emotionally controlled, socially distant, untrusting of most people, inconsiderate at inapproprialte times, unwilling to commit and angry in general.
to laugh at another person's misfortune is acting very Nordstokke
Nordstokke by demon7 February 4, 2010

Nordstrom 

1) An albino male with a long and wide penis that is exposed through the lining of the albino male’s pants .
2)Albino Male sometimes referred to as a pussy slayer.
1) Wow Kisha, look over there! Nordstrom at food court! And omg he is wearing leather pants!
2) Steve in accounting is so funny and sweet! His abs look so amazing, his pale ass is such a Nordstrom!
Nordstrom by ShinJasonMabus October 3, 2017