Jane's definitions

Nordstrom's

a store where they sell clothing, shoes, makeup and acessories, often a very nice place to shop

I went to buy a new pair of shoes at Nordstrom's because tonight was the prom

by Jane January 1, 2004

fatmonkey

Fatmonkey is a collective of full service digital media professionals dedicated to shining new light on and presenting a different perspective of streetcore talent.Fatmonkey is headquartered in Baltimore, Maryland and operates from Brooklyn, New York, and Tokyo, Japan.

Fatmonkey grew out of the ghetto bass absorbed streets of Miami, Florida as a few boys from the projects who liked skateboarding just as much as they liked basketball

by jane January 12, 2004

budgee smugler

tight, revealing bathers resembling undies

speedos, cock jocks

by jane October 15, 2003

mcdicks

More accurate title for McDonalds. Seeings that dicks are usually cheap and tasteless..so is McDonalds.

We only have $2.50, let's go eat at McDicks

by Jane August 27, 2004

signifyin'

The root of the word is "sign", as in pronouncing or interpreting "signs" of the future or important spiritual symbols. This must be related to African or Afro-American religious and spiritual practices involving the serious disucssion of divine signs and their meanings.
In a more general sense, if someone is said to be "signifyin"", it may mean that they are taking themselves to seriously by holding forth on deep portentious subjects in a self-important manner.
One might be describing pretentious intellectualizing or over-bearing preaching about matters which should make us humble by their mystery.

When asked to sign a timesheet at work, the manager said, "Sure.. in Heberew or English ?"
On which a passing co-worker commented, "There he goes signifyin' again."
Since I happen to be Jewish, I know exactly what he meant.

by Jane September 5, 2003

twank

when you wank off against a tree.

Johnny twanked against that tree twenty times last week.

by Jane March 2, 2004

Janosaur

synonymous with "coolest person in the world". The Janosaur never loses, especially to Zacharus who only things he is greater.

The Janosaur annhilated her many foes, especially the weakling zacharus, with only a slight regret since Zacharus had once made damn good spaghetti sauce.

by Jane December 6, 2004