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Notgeil is a german term that cannot be directly translated into English. If one were to translate it directly, it would be "Emergency horny". It refers to people being horny all the time and who are desperate for sex and who will pursue this goal, until they can fuck something with a pulse.
Jim is so notgeil, he is hitting on his friend's little sister and her mother.
notgeil by bubaglobalj February 28, 2011
Related Words
Nooger Nooge nooties nooget Nooted Noodge Nootie nootenhooger noodged Nooged

Flubber Noogen 

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking
Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.
Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
(verb) To nag or annoy someone, especially in order to motivate them to do something. (noun) Someone who does this.
I hate to be a noodge, but you're going to have to do some work today.
noodge by anarcissie April 22, 2008

splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.
" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"
This is my mothers word, it means to be nosey, pushy and a general pain in the ass. It sometimes means having an attitude the size of montana on your shoulders and projecting that all over the place. Generally this is not a nice thing but can be used in a nice context.
Oh he's being such a noodge!
Noodge by M i l e s December 9, 2004