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a person that has set themself apart with ridiculously shady behavior.

a geek.

Mark Wright couldn't be more of a nooge if he tried.
by Buckshot April 01, 2003
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to barely kick a field goal over the post
Adam Vinatieri barely nooged that one over!
by DMPIU February 22, 2007
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A person who's so crazy hardly anyone can be around them
Gosh! She's such a nooge!
by Noogetacofreakingtaco September 09, 2010
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When someone gets the mouth piece on a hookah, pipe, or joint wet with saliva
Dude, you f*cking nooged the hookah!
by DJ Muffy September 12, 2005
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Hey even if I am ugly and a geek well oh ok then fine....but I would like to say that atleast I am not rhys...
by nooge September 05, 2004
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derived from the Portugese word for "ugly"
Ay, Maria Tunta, she is SO nooge!
by Det. Sterling Silva September 06, 2003
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