insom-nom-nomnia 

When you can't sleep and instead decide to eat.

"I couldn't sleep at all last night and decided to eat a snack instead"
"Same, I think I have insom-nom-nomnia"

insom-nom-nomnia by RoseOfDeath February 28, 2023

Nomnipotent

Adjective used to describe someone who has the ability to eat anything.

A: I think that guy just ate a car tyre.
B: He must be nomnipotent.

Nomnipotent by plexicon March 16, 2009

Nomnipresent 

Adjective used to describe someone who exists wherever food is.

A: I swear I've seen that guy in every McDonald's I've been in.
B: He must be nomnipresent.

Nomnipresent by plexicon March 16, 2009

Om-Nomnipresent 

Wherever food is, you are there.

I was about to go to town on this big ass plate of nachos, and Steve showed up. I swear he's Om-Nomnipresent.

Om-Nomnipresent by EdgarAllanPWN November 7, 2010

Parent of the year nomination 

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.

After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

or

Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.

Parent of the year nomination by Officeslacker January 9, 2008

nomina 

best girl in the whole damn world

i adore Nomina, she’s the baddest bitch!!!!

nomina by vawasaa November 19, 2021

nominate

A mix between nom and dominate.

Man, I just nominated that burger!

nominate by nommer January 29, 2010