Adjective used to describe someone who has the ability to eat anything.
A: I think that guy just ate a car tyre.
B: He must be nomnipotent.
Adjective used to describe someone who exists wherever food is.
A: I swear I've seen that guy in every McDonald's I've been in.
B: He must be nomnipresent.
Adjective used to describe someone who loves all food.
A: I think I'll have one of everything.
B: You sure are nomnibenevolent.
Stands for 'Not Laughing-But-Not-Out-Loud and Not Laughing-Out-Loud'. Pronounced nuh-lub-nol-nuh-lol. A convoluted way of saying that your not laughing.
A: Why did the chicken cross the road?
B: I don't know. Why?
A: To get to the other side!