Definitions by EdgarAllanPWN

Nomophone 

Foods that look the same, but taste entirely different.

"I bought two candy bars, but it turns out that one was dark chocolate... so it tasted like a shit sandwich.. God damned nomophones.. Looks can be deceiving..."

Nomophone by EdgarAllanPWN September 30, 2011

Nomnipotent

Eating everything, everywhere, all at the same time.

I was so hungry, when I got home I ate everything in the fridge, I was practically Nomnipotent.

Nomnipotent by EdgarAllanPWN November 7, 2010

Om-Nomnipresent 

Wherever food is, you are there.

I was about to go to town on this big ass plate of nachos, and Steve showed up. I swear he's Om-Nomnipresent.

Om-Nomnipresent by EdgarAllanPWN November 7, 2010