So some stupid twat gets "neck nominated" This stupid twat then has to film themselves whilst drinking large amounts of alcohol and doing a dare looking like a stupid twat in the process.

They then nominate two other stupid twats to do the same thing.

It's for idiots, stupid twats, people who like to risk dying, disability, brain damage, public humiliation and looking like a stupid twat for a social media craze.

Jane "Why is Ben drinking a bottle of vodka whilst Standing on the roof of a bus?"

Toby "because he's a neck nominated stupid twat"

Liam "how did Ben die?"

Jane "don't know if was alcohol poisoning or getting his head squashed when he fell off that bus after he was neck nominated"

Liam "stupid twat!"

neck nominate by nut-house-bird February 8, 2014

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neck and nominate

You must down a pint in one go and name someone else to do the same after you. A variety of the game is to down the pint during a dare and naming someone to do beat the dare and down the pint of beer.

Stand up in a pub, neck a pint and name your friend to do it after you (if you are successful). The next person must continue the chain. Thus neck and nominate!

neck and nominate by Leo1990 February 9, 2014

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Parent of the year nomination

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.

After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

or

Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.

Parent of the year nomination by Officeslacker January 9, 2008

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Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination

Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".

I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.

Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination by Valha11aAwaits September 16, 2011

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