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A peterless servant or slave that posed no threat to the master's wife. How could they? They had no winkies. Urination was at best a dribble. The downside to a worker having no gigglestick was they tend to build towers extremely too high. On a positive note, they never left the toilet seat up.
The master always let Chipper serve his wife breakfast in bed, due to the fact that Chipper was a Nowoodian. Poor guy.
Nowoodian by SirJigglesAlot March 8, 2011
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That's No Good! 

Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable........
That's no good! It's your body! No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to! So what do you do? First, you say no. Then, you get out of it! Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like your parents, your teacher, a police officer!
That's No Good! by ricks50 September 8, 2020

I solemnly swear I am up to no good 

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley
"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

no good face

when you have a bad face, meaning it looks tricky, slyish, or angry. Commonly used by russian immigrants.
Bob:*tries to steal greg's wallet*
Greg:" You not do this is see you have no good face"

Steve:"hello sir"
Vlad:" you have no good face!!"
no good face by wawowewa January 1, 2011

your money is no good here 

as you are our guest, everything you get is free
You helped us out, so your money is no good here.

up to no good 

Someone who is acting suspiciously and/or is doing something naughty.
Jessica is up to no good, she is messaging more than one guy again!
up to no good by Leeboylondon April 25, 2015

No Good List 

A list of individuals in bad standing with a prison gang. Synonymous with Bad News List or Hard Candy List.
Cornfed: That muthafucka Bubba dropped out, owes major G's, and was tellin'! His punk ass is on the No Good List!
No Good List by ZXY&ABC March 6, 2019