no doc

a patient that snorts heroin, smokes newport 100s, does not partake in lifestyle modifications, yells out, ‘AYY NUR’ for every complaint. Keeps whining for warm blankets, asks for constant food and then ends up being admitted only to leave AMA or ends up being a pain in the ass only to be admitted under Azad.

typical no doc patient

no doc by nodoc December 10, 2021

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doc no ock

doctor octopus without the octopus

"Bro that meme of doc no ock was so funny hahaha"

doc no ock by joeygotglow April 20, 2022

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i'm no doctor or anything

taken from the great classic film "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". Just a great site when you're telling a fact that's obvious, but you want to let people know that you're not certified to say such a fact

Wow, look at that bug. I mean, i'm no doctor or anything, but that looks like some kind of ant or something.

i'm no doctor or anything by El_Scorcho September 5, 2003

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no docket, no food

What chef's say when servers/dishwashers ask for food, and the chefs get mad

Jeff: Can I get a Burrito?
Ethan: NO DOCKET NO FOOD!

Jeff: IT IS JUST A BURRITO
(10 minutes later
Ethan: NO DOCKET, NO FOOD

no docket, no food by 0m@g April 29, 2023

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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