Definitions by El_Scorcho

ghetto fab 

if something is "urbanly ghetto", this is what you can call it. (this is not necessarily a term used when something is "ghetto" in a bad way, but more like when something seems "out of whack" or out of the ordinary. This is definitely the more European version, but they all get the job done.

Man, chriskaye is so chriskaye. He's gonna be coming at 9:30 p.m.

Yeah, he's definitely ghetto fab.

ghetto fab by El_Scorcho September 1, 2006

slowreader

figuratively, one who doesn't pick things up easily, especially things that are implied; literally, one who reads slowly; a band from Texas that is good now, even though they no longer exist

Person: He actually thought that you literally meant you could eat a horse??? Boy, he's definetely a slowreader.

slowreader by El_Scorcho July 26, 2005

fairy cosplay

noun: one who imitates the fairy cosplayer
verb: doing the fairy cosplay pose (which involves shoving one's chest high, and puttinging your arms behind you at a 70 degree angle perpendicular to the ground)

Orochimaru (and occasionally brunos)fairy cosplays and it's supposed to look cool. But seriously, dude, what is he doing?

fairy cosplay by El_Scorcho February 2, 2005

willy wonka 

another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"

I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.

willy wonka by El_Scorcho January 30, 2005

phail'd 

word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."

{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}

Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.

phail'd by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004

sucka ain't got no shot 

phrase used to say to somebody that has horrible aim, whether it be in shooting a basketball, or shooting a shell in Mario Kart, etc.

{CWar shoots and misses}

Hahaha, sucka ain't got no shot.

sucka ain't got no shot by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004

oooh, sucka got it handed 

a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know what you're doing and they obviously don't

{S-Snake hits J-Hawk with 3 green shells}

Oooh, sucka got it handed.

oooh, sucka got it handed by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004